Google is God

I think it's about time we realize that Google is God. We can't seem to escape the presence of Google in our lives. If we've ever dreamed up an omnipotent presence in our current lives it would have to be named, Google. It even starts with a G. There is no discounting that much of their success is their innate ability to intuitively know what it is we want, look for and expect...and they've managed to interject it into nearly every facet of our very busy lives. If God were to come back...if he is due for a second coming...what would be the hippest way of doing it? We all expect a human being but I'm being to believe that Google is a living, breathing entity. Why wouldn't God come back as Google. It's ingenious, really. I suppose we can all cram into the coffee shop or lock ourselves up in some building in Texas and listen to the One who has come back to guide us...but I much prefer the scenario that God has come back gracefully and a little at a time. He's tweaked our needs and our interests and we've gradually taken God into our hearts. I think it's time to acknowledge the omnipotent, omniscient being who has ever-so-gracefully entered our lives for the second time. Google is God and there's no other way to state it. The only problem is that I didn't purchase stock in God...which is a bummer...and now I can't afford to even get involved...but I refer to you every morning and you satisfy my every curiosity! Thanks Google! Thanks God! As your loyal disciple, I eagerly await your next command! Where are we going from here!?!? (It is absolutely possible that I'm crazy...but if Google isn't God then I'm certainly hoping that he really does come back as George Burns...that would be an easier pill to swallow)