Plastic Causes Erectile Dysfunction

So, within a few days of announcing that artificial penis tissue can be used successfully on rabbits, new reports are showing that plastics may cause erectile dysfunction. To me, this makes Easter really, really confusing. A big rabbit laying plastic eggs...Eggs being a sign of fertility...Rabbits being synonymous with a lot of sexual activity..?? What this has to do with Jesus, I've completely forgotten.

The scientists say that they tested 400 Chinese factory workers who were exposed to high levels of plastics and a large percentage of them suffered from erectile dysfunction. I don't know much about life in China but what little I do understand is that life working as a Chinese Factory worker isn't pretty. $.25 an hour...15 to 20 people in small rooms with bunks...14 hour days. I'm surprised that they don't all suffer from erectile dysfunction. I can't imagine that being the most healthy of environments. I can't imagine having to endure that and then get home to find out that your penis doesn't work. What a bummer. Personally, I think that perhaps I may have the dysfunction but my penis seems to be fine.

This whole plastic thing is a bit unnerving, though...I can't even tell you how much plastic I've been exposed to in my life. Let alone the plastic that has been exposed to my penis...I'm currently doing a search on Google to see if polyester is really plastic or just kind of plastic. Either way, I think I'm going to start investing in rabbits in the event that my plastic exposure has been too much. Maybe I should purchase stock in one of these companies putting penises on rabbits? I don't know much about putting stock in penises (no one has really ever put much stock into mine)...but I'd imagine that one of the benefits of buying penis stocks is that they'd always be on the rise. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/10/AR2009111017411.html