Peter Rabbit or Rabbit Peter?

Oh the glory of Science! Researchers have found a way to create artificial penis tissue. I think that's fantastic! They've proven it by sticking it on rabbits....Did I miss a sign up sheet somewhere? Rabbits are famous for their abilities to reproduce and now they're getting the extra part to further aid their quest to over populate Australia. From what I've read, they have inserted this new tissue on rabbits with existing penile dysfunction and they were cured. Just like that! I'm really happy for all rabbits who previously suffered from penile dysfunction...They'll finally be given the help they've been searching for all of these years. But how do rabbits have penile dysfunction? Is it linked to stress? Genetics? How do we know which ones have it? And I thought my job was interesting. Imagine being stuck in a lab trying to sexually arouse rabbits!?!? "There is certainly a quantitative difference when Bugs Bunny enters the screen dressed as a woman...and that Jessica Rabbit...well, frankly, sexual arousal and increased heartbeat were noted in all male rabbits and even a few of the scientists" (The author is aware that Jessica Rabbit isn't a rabbit. But history has proven her innate ability to attract those of the rabbit species).

Anyhow...I'm very relieved that science has turned a page and has put some good money into a worthy cause. I think this could completely change the outlook on rabbits from now on. I foresee, "Watership Down 2: The Exotic Den". Peter Rabbit is going to have to be updated as well...He's not as interested in Mr. McGregor's garden as much as The Garden Club down on 10th street. Too, it should shed a little more intimate light on what was really keeping the Hare from beating that celibate Tortoise! It actually changes my entire outlook on that story.... I had no idea that the Hare was the hero! Take that, Aesop!

I suppose that I'm most thankful that the scientists had the decency to put the new and improved penis tissue in it's appropriate places. I remember seeing those tiny mice with human ears growing on their backs...That would be nothing compared to a bunch of rabbits with penises flopping around from their necklines. I'd hate to have the porn industry find a new fetish...I'd have to change all of my online subscriptions around. It would just be aggravating. (Just in case, I've purchased www.rabbitfixxxings.com)

The article states that the big scare the scientists had was that the tissue wasn't healthy, living or functioning but I think it passed the test because the article said it was "Promising". And if it's one thing I'm sure of; a penis will promise the world if it thinks it will get it what it wants. If it's promising now it'll soon be lying. That's proof of a perfectly functioning penis. Ask anybody. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,573579,00.html