Sunday, November 8, 2009

Bill Gates Stole My Virginity

That's right! Bill Gates stole my computer virginity. And now I'm ready for a Mac. I've been using Microsoft Windows my entire life and the idea of breaking away from her scares me to death. Windows took my computing cherry several years ago and I really haven't strayed since. Am I in love with her?? No...she's just the devil I know. So, now, I find myself playing with a Mac. Granted it's not my Mac but I'm really enjoying it. I need to re-learn how to use a mouse...two fingered clicks instead of the right click...I just don't know. But, I've decided on it and I'm pushing forward! I really look forward to a safe, secure marriage with the Apple Mac. I've already been told that my chances of contracting a virus is far more difficult than when I was in bed with Bill Gates...so, I suppose that's a start. So, thank you Bill Gates for teaching me ways of being a computer man. I appreciate all that you've done but I just don't think that you're the marrying type. I hope you understand....I still wanna be friends...but I'm moving on to something less complicated, less aggravating, faster, more powerful and...slimmer. But much like my other ex-es...My mother is sure to stay in contact with you and love you as much as when you and I were together.

2 comments:

  1. Loved the blogpost! Good to see another join the Mac side.

    After building and repairing over 3000 Winbloze machines in my time (MCSE), I finally got tired of working all day only to come home and have to work some more just to use my own machine.

    Here's a post on my blog about my time with Mac.

    Growing up Mac

    Feel free to check out my site at: Costa Rica News

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  2. Great article! Obviously you're a little more advanced than I! I, too am in Costa Rica. I own small restaurant a little north of ya. I'm adding your website to my bar computer as a resource for the customers. Keep in touch and thanks for reading! (and wish me luck on the mac-venture)!

    Benny

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